“This isn’t an ordinary love story. This is about pure chemistry.

When cocaine and alcohol decide they wanna be together, a stork comes along and gives them a baby called coca-ethylene — which is the scientific name for ‘happiness...’

NOTE: This presentation got me kicked out of school ‘cause if there’s one thing America hates it’s an education.”
— PETER RHODES

and other easy crimes

HOW TO ROB A BANK

“When I met Martha at that first meeting she asked ‘how much time’ I had. I held up 3 fingers. She assumed that meant 3 years not 3 hours... What could I say?

Nothing.

Well ‘cuz my jaw was wired shut.”
— PETER RHODES

Episode 1. Cocaine, Bank Robberies, & The American Dream

Episode 2. How To Snag The One, With Your Jaw Wired Shut

Episode 3. AA Criminal Networking & Skipping Steps

Episode 4. Getaway Driving, The Basics

Episode 5. Eating Free At Rock Bottom

Episode 6. Conning Wasps & The Old Boys Club

Episode 7. Exacting Revenge Upon the Debt Collectors

Episode 8. Playing Hard to Get When You’re Desperate

Epsiode 9. Rhythm, Chemistry, & Momentum

Episode 10. A Coke-Induced Pirate Adventure

Episode 11. The Easy Way to Rob ATMs

Epsiode 12. Fleecing Credit Card Companies

Episode 13. Modern Technologies For Old-School Stick-Ups

Episode 14. Kung Fu Tactics for Tickets, Fees & Fines

Episode 15. Detonating Vault Doors

Episode 16. Pros and Cons of Drilling Roofs VS Floors

Episode 17. Vibration Sensors: Alarms. And feelings.

Episode 18. The Double-Reverse Fall Guy

Episode 19. The Rule of Threes

Episode 20. Sabotage